And Shepherds We Shall Be

requested by anonymous

swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

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his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

thebeachthing:

human:

jayjelenafan:

selbizzle:

human:

When you see it

The fuck…

See what?

Look closely

I DONT SEE IT! Someone help me

thebeachthing:

human:

jayjelenafan:

selbizzle:

human:

When you see it

The fuck…

See what?

Look closely

I DONT SEE IT! Someone help me

cleromancy:

#i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

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whorge:

thelastjackalope:

Golden Retriever / Siberian Husky mix

OMG

boite-de-rhythm:

poyzn:

#11 was done on The Office to Dwight.

shit son

#9 goes hard

burnie burns - burnie's podcast meltdown
34,045 plays

mogarisms:

gavin causes burnie to have a meltdown about skulls

 - Stories from the good old days...
7,865 plays

ohheytayla:

Favourite Rooster Teeth Podcast Moments —> 2/??

Burnie, Gus and (mainly) Geoff share some stories from their younger lives. (x)

Excuse the noise at the end, I couldn’t edit that out

(Source: graphicsprocessingunit)

ahryanhaywood:

"I mean, I’ve got a 200 gig drive…"

[x]

iammissjackson:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

THE REAL BALL IS STILL IN HIS GLOVE THOUGH. LIKE HE HAD THIS PLANNED FROM THE START.

what a fucking stud

iammissjackson:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

THE REAL BALL IS STILL IN HIS GLOVE THOUGH. LIKE HE HAD THIS PLANNED FROM THE START.

what a fucking stud

(Source: 4gifs)

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

#Excellent customer service

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.

Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

littleblackangelwings:

oldsportyspice:

When you get a test and you actually understand all the questions.

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Oh my god, I accidentally said that aloud during a test once and someone behind me said “That’s wonderful, Chekov. Now if you please, return to your post and continue,” in a Spock voice.

(Source: poyzn)